Double barreled generic energy drinks of FURY

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/03/2015 at 12:48 • Filed to: None

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I stopped at the gas station on my way into work this morning and bought a couple Shockwave energy drinks. They're the generic Speedway gas station brand, and you get 2 for $2.50. Only problem is, I spaced out that I had opened one already, and then opened the other. Now I have to drink both.

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DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Textured Soy Protein
03/03/2015 at 13:11

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Time to chug jolt cola and stare down the grim reaper off every rainy intersate off ramp.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Textured Soy Protein
03/03/2015 at 14:26

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Grab some vodka and mix! That's what I do... whoops did I say that out loud. *Continues to drink can of NOS at desk*


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Moves-Like-Senna
03/03/2015 at 15:00

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Unlike Don Draper, I don't have a bar in my office.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Textured Soy Protein
03/03/2015 at 16:21

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Nor mine... Alcoholism 101 always carry a flask (or 3).


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > Textured Soy Protein
03/05/2015 at 18:44

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youre in the wrong line of work.