"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/03/2015 at 12:48 • Filed to: None | 2 | 5 |
I stopped at the gas station on my way into work this morning and bought a couple Shockwave energy drinks. They're the generic Speedway gas station brand, and you get 2 for $2.50. Only problem is, I spaced out that I had opened one already, and then opened the other. Now I have to drink both.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Textured Soy Protein
03/03/2015 at 13:11 | 1 |
Time to chug jolt cola and stare down the grim reaper off every rainy intersate off ramp.
Moves-Like-Senna
> Textured Soy Protein
03/03/2015 at 14:26 | 0 |
Grab some vodka and mix! That's what I do... whoops did I say that out loud. *Continues to drink can of NOS at desk*
Textured Soy Protein
> Moves-Like-Senna
03/03/2015 at 15:00 | 0 |
Unlike Don Draper, I don't have a bar in my office.
Moves-Like-Senna
> Textured Soy Protein
03/03/2015 at 16:21 | 0 |
Nor mine... Alcoholism 101 always carry a flask (or 3).
DrScientist
> Textured Soy Protein
03/05/2015 at 18:44 | 0 |
youre in the wrong line of work.